Frankly, I think you brought this up specifically for the drama. No offense, but it's hard to believe your retirement announcement when you've made more than one of these. Each time, you said you were leaving for good. But you only leave for a little while. And all these announcements had something in common: Mentioning s*** that you know will cause drama thanks to your choice of words.
Next, I suppose you're going to come back in the future to make an "apology" post just beating yourself up over this. Each successive post is taken less and less seriously. No one is going to take you seriously if you keep doing this.