{Username} defied Jake. Give them the punishment of a life time!
{Username} went to Springfield A & M.
{Username}, welcome the Donut Team Discord. Should you have any problems, talk to our councilors, Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney.
{Username}, welcome to the Donut Team Discord. Here's your donut gruel. 9 out of 10 members can't tell the difference!
{Username}, if you're here for that colossal donut, ehh... Gordon CMB has it!
So, I guess this means I need to re-add some of my previously added sayings? Okhowever do NOT edit prior messages. Send new ones.
I'd like to say some lame meme right now, but let's welcome {Username} instead!
Hey, {Username}, have you ever tried Springfield Noire? Don't do it
Take three guesses who joined the server? it's {Username}!
{Username} is out of custody! Give him a warm medic bag
Hey people, {Username} just delayed Donut Mod 4!
...and we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower. We have the plant and {username} has the power!
{Username}, you're going undercover to discover a third strike on Gordon CMB. We already have two strikes, namely: Strike 1: Releasing Springfield Noire (the foulest of all crimes) , and Strike 2: Stealing a colossal donut without a licence!
{Username} leaked Donut Mod 4! Give them 400 Karma immediately!
{Username} has increased Donut Mod 4's development time! They must find the jade monkey!
{Username}, sorry, we're all out of donuts. Even the giant plastic one has gone missing!
{Username}, Jake is watching us. He's the eye of Springfield.
{Username}, if you happen to see Gordon CMB here, tell him that Morgan Brown is after him to find that donut.
{Username}, you can only join if you do us a favor: don't join the Discord.
Must... kill... {username}!
{Username}, if you are responsible for a crime, click here. If you are not, exit the page. You have exited the page and a donut team police car is now speeding towards your home. Please consider buying some Donut Team merchandise such as this donut.
Good evening {username}. All your mods are belong to us.
I'll stop with the colossal donut jokes now.All your welcome messages are belong to us(Not a submission.)
{Username}, come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB.
{Username}, if you're looking for the Donut Team server, this isn't it. This is the.. uhh... Donut Team server... heh heh heh... do'h!
Someone tell Jake that {username} is discussing piracy so that they get kicked off the server.
I would welcome you, {username}, but Jake has already been told that you are discussing piracy and you will be banned and so there's no point in welcoming you.
{Username} will be baked and there will be cake.
{Username}, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SERVER!?
{Username}, you must pass the initiation test before joining the server. There are three tasks: 1: Complete Springfield Noire, 2: get 400 karma, and 3: Speedrun the game in 5 minutes.
Hey you, {username}! How tough are you? What's that? You have me surrounded? In that case go on inside.
What kind of {username} would join the server 3 AM?
Welcome, {username}. Are you a robot?
Someone tell Jake that {username} is abusing the forums.
In other news, [username}, or better known as Lucas' doppelganger, has joined the server.
Oh yeah Mr {username}! AHHHHHHH!
LOADING {USERNAME} INTO RAM DATA
Welcome to the Donut Team Discord. Would you like some fries with that?
{Username}, I AM ERROR.
