The Barbecue

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I've been rewriting the story, as well as adding a fifth part. I'll post the first part when I finish it, but first, a quick recap on the story so far, Homer plans a barbecue, but he's run out of propane, so he goes to the store to get more, he runs into trouble on the way back and loses it. It's revealed that Hank Hill is responsible, after he is tracked to a motel in Tennessee, he is soon killed in a police shootout. Hank returns to Arlen, revealing that he is alive, he is met with incompetence, and decides that he must kick everyone's ass. Once he finishes, he goes into a store to buy some new boots, and is turned into an owl...