From the me who brought you such classics as "The Ruth Powers Character Pack" and "Homer - Grim Reaper" comes what is sure to be the next big thing...[1]
THE SNAKE JAILBIRD CHARACTER PACK
FEATURES:
- Snake - Airpods
- Snake - Bald
- Snake - Blue (S08E13)
- Snake - Jail
- Snake - Normal (An updated model for Snake Jailbird's default appearance.)
- Snake - Orange
- Snake - Prison
- Snake - Vestless
- Snake - Cyborg (requested by maz)
- Snake - Nude (also requested by maz)
When the Snakes were asked for comment, there erupted various shouts of "Woah, radical!" interspersed with "Hey, that smells like regular. She needs premium, dude! Premium!" and "No Frank Gehry-designed prison can hold me!" One appeared not to hear the question and was promptly struck by a truck. Another blinked and requested the photo be retaken but no retake was offered due to Airpods Snake having been vehicularly manslaughtered.
[1] This claim has not been verified.