Anyone like my The Simpsons/Full Metal Jacket character comparisons?

Smithers - Pvt Joker
Snake - Animal Mother
Homer - Pvt Pyle
Superintendent Chalmers - Gny Sgt Hartman
Dr Hibbert - Eightball
Professor Frink - Pvt Cowboy
Cletus - Rafterman
Carl - Pvt Snowball
Lou - Donlon
Mr Burns - Poge Colonel
Principal Skinner - Lt Lockhart